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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 316
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45098) - you deserved it (7023)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

#18296145
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28375) - you deserved it (4602)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26870) - you deserved it (7956)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

#16655787
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36015) - you deserved it (5114)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:08am - kids - by mk (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

#16651474
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44891) - you deserved it (11329)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32345) - you deserved it (4129)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

#16628583
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50092) - you deserved it (11572)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States

Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

#3215628
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61792) - you deserved it (9662)

On 06/25/2009 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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