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About sadistmonkey : I don't give a shit what people think of my opinions/comments because people on the internet are not real people as far as I'm concerned. I'm just here to have fun.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
Friday 5 February 2016