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About sadistmonkey : I don't give a shit what people think of my opinions/comments because people on the internet are not real people as far as I'm concerned. I'm just here to have fun.

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Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41059) - you deserved it (3285)

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