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Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML
by Anonymous / 05/26/2015 at 11:12am / United States (California) / Love
by fartje / 01/25/2015 at 1:21pm / Netherlands / Work
by highschoolsucks / 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by kingkobrastrikes / 01/20/2015 at 8:56pm / United States / Work
Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him home. He texted back lecturing me on how I shouldn't be so drunk so early. I was totally sober, but now I need a drink. FML
by fun in functioning, I suppose / 01/20/2015 at 2:54pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
by mybfthecrossdresser / 01/20/2015 at 10:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting guy of about 30 gets on board with two huge bags. Worried, I keep an eye on him. I wasn't disappointed when he got 5 furry toys out of his bags and started to have a conversation with them. FML
by BilletsDoudous / 01/15/2015 at 1:51am / France / Work
by kronic1990 / 01/14/2015 at 10:35am / United Kingdom / Work
by exuberant_orange / 01/08/2015 at 10:56am / United States (Florida) / Love
by bailey_biz / 01/08/2015 at 7:52am / United States (New York) / Love
by ijustwantpizza / 01/07/2015 at 7:11am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by MonsterProblems / 01/07/2015 at 2:07am / Croatia / Health
Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
by allgassedout / 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/02/2015 at 11:20am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…