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  • Town/Country : williamsport, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 May 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 384
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8081) - you deserved it (25373)

On 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm - work - by magnolia (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got into a fight with the dryer over a plastic toy car. My hand is bleeding and numb, three of my nails are broken and I have a bruise on my chin. The plastic car is still stuck in the now broken dryer. FML

#9150166 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (8256) - you deserved it (14280)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by Loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

#8472964 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (29644) - you deserved it (1431)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:59am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

#4308181 (315)

I agree, your life sucks (22089) - you deserved it (60449)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701 (347)

I agree, your life sucks (17859) - you deserved it (62077)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (24000) - you deserved it (2216)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother in law. FML

#351 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (30728) - you deserved it (10248)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105 (45)

I agree, your life sucks (10398) - you deserved it (25859)

On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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