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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 May 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 785
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

#11861261
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11732) - you deserved it (39180)

On 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm - work - by magnolia (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got into a fight with the dryer over a plastic toy car. My hand is bleeding and numb, three of my nails are broken and I have a bruise on my chin. The plastic car is still stuck in the now broken dryer. FML

#9150166
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11723) - you deserved it (23171)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by Loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

#8472964
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38279) - you deserved it (2192)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:59am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23657) - you deserved it (83334)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32472) - you deserved it (3258)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44310) - you deserved it (16579)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15099) - you deserved it (38315)

On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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