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Today , I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch . When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house . FML

#19710160
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10208) - you deserved it (29755)

On 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today I was at a concert and a man cummed up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He cummed back and pissed on leg. FML

#19315463
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29985) - you deserved it (3392)

On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

yesterday my grlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. looool FML

#18856263
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26866) - you deserved it (3049)

On 01/19/2012 at 8:46pm - love - by Alejandroc - Honduras (Cortes)

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. fat FML

#18819143
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30467) - you deserved it (6893)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

#17123749
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38846) - you deserved it (7204)

On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, On The Bus, A Delusional Old Man Had An Extremely Long Conversation With Me, Referring To Me As ( Leslie ) An Talking About ( Our Childhood Together ). Not Wanting To Hurt His Feelings I Playd Along. At His Stop He Got Up An Grinnd At Me, Saying ( I'm Kidding. I Never Knew A Leslie In Mah Life. Nice Rack. ) FML

#16860650
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38937) - you deserved it (15648)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was working the register looool at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" fat FML

#16690191
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33791) - you deserved it (3900)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, my housa was robbd whila I sat halplassly on tha toilat with violant diarrhoaa . I could haar tham laughing hystarically . fat FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49411) - you deserved it (5796)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today , I was waiting fir the bus while wereing my FML shrt. A passer-by stoppd , stard at me fir a moment , and said , "I agree , your life sucks." mega FML

#15528931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28122) - you deserved it (54435) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learnd that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow an an apparent hairiness over mah mouth!! By the way, I'm a girl!! FML

#13764859
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24003) - you deserved it (14504)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I raalizd tat ta bast and most antartaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was raalizing my nipplas work on ta touc scraan of my iPona. FML

#11628877
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29650) - you deserved it (9879)

On 07/03/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by thesadone - United States (California)

Today, ma dog fartd naxt to ma CPAP slaap/braating macina !! Ta macina suckd up ar fart, comprassd it, and looool promptly injactd it up bot of ma nostrils !! big fat FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39328) - you deserved it (3460)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she askd me to help her. So I pulld up her pantyhose. When I lookd up, she had a horrifid look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

#6934352
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7482) - you deserved it (48949)

On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I askd a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26920) - you deserved it (11874)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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