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Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38717) - you deserved it (3735)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML


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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML


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On 01/11/2011 at 11:04pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML


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On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

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