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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 779
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About s13495 : Hi! Enjoy the reindeer picture folks!! :D

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Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40841) - you deserved it (6105)

On 10/24/2013 at 11:52am - work - by s13495 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of)

Today, my duty manager demanded we close the bar early because she wanted to go home. I was subject to abuse from customers for closing early, then shouted at by the duty manager for not being done. My actual bar manager fired me for closing early. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47928) - you deserved it (3983)

On 06/19/2013 at 3:18am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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