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Today, I watched my daughter squealing with delight in front of a video game. Beating a boss? Slaying an adversary? Completing a quest? Not at all. She was chasing birds, making them fly away, then starting all over again as soon as they landed. She's 19. FML
by melimelo24 / 03/13/2014 at 5:33am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by s13495 / 10/24/2013 at 11:52am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Work
Today, my duty manager demanded we close the bar early because she wanted to go home. I was subject to abuse from customers for closing early, then shouted at by the duty manager for not being done. My actual bar manager fired me for closing early. FML
by Anonymous / 06/19/2013 at 3:18am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Work
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- Today, I was sitting on my 70 year old grandmothers bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop… Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping… Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat,…