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ryvenna
  • Town/Country : Istanbul
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 29724
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ryvenna :

If you feed me pomegranates and/or watermelon, it's quite possible that you will earn my eternal love.





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Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46908) - you deserved it (7492)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

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290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37512) - you deserved it (22848)

On 05/31/2009 at 2:46am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

#1942963
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27213) - you deserved it (38748)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49455) - you deserved it (599149)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (240081) - you deserved it (43395)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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