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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 744
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ryukk : FML is my bedtime story: I like to fall asleep to people's misery. Message it. =]

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ryukk's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML

#18526684
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27815) - you deserved it (3936)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11940) - you deserved it (56318)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML

#18049596
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30115) - you deserved it (6800)

On 10/22/2011 at 10:06pm - kids - by me - United States (Maine)

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

#18048411
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14982) - you deserved it (46501)

On 10/22/2011 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

#18043699
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16912) - you deserved it (47991)

On 10/22/2011 at 2:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into a pretty heated argument with my boss. On my way out the door I told him he would be lucky if I came back to work. Unfortunately, I left the interior light on in my truck and it drained the battery. I had to go back in and ask for a jump. FML

#18043199
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10365) - you deserved it (31485)

On 10/22/2011 at 12:55am - work - by bob - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called my very overprotective father, and he took the time to tell me how proud he was of me for finally finding a good and respectable boyfriend. And that he was sorry he misjudged. I was calling for bail money to get my "good, respectable" boyfriend out of jail. FML

#18036713
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9941) - you deserved it (34914)

On 10/21/2011 at 2:32am - love - by hatetodisappoint - United States

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

#18036176
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6891) - you deserved it (48786)

On 10/21/2011 at 12:57am - misc - by crankg - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have an ear infection, and everything I hear echoes inside my head. I'm an orchestra teacher, and we have our first concert next week. FML

#18031007
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27008) - you deserved it (2206)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:44pm - work - by dolceconfuoco (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML

#17801951
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9133) - you deserved it (48924)

On 09/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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