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by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 2:17am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/12/2011 at 11:52am / United States (California) / Love
by Keith walk / 02/12/2011 at 12:59am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm / United States (South Carolina) / Health
by Username / 02/08/2011 at 11:57am / United States (Nevada) / Love
by single / 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by redlips / 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Uriyahu / 09/20/2010 at 6:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited, took my clothes off, and walked into the bedroom. I forgot our mortgagor was inspecting our house today. FML
by Lewis / 09/04/2010 at 7:02am / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy