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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 828
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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ryankon518's favorite FMLs

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

#15237271
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37266) - you deserved it (5940)

On 03/08/2011 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

#14990668
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45273) - you deserved it (13040)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13836) - you deserved it (60412)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

#14944221
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32856) - you deserved it (19781)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by Keith walk - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

#14898622
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32687) - you deserved it (3105)

On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M and M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

#14895043
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41512) - you deserved it (13654)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

#14820910
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28504) - you deserved it (5785)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

#13782516
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38919) - you deserved it (6984)

On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML

#13777488
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25738) - you deserved it (6652)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by redlips - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37990) - you deserved it (7989)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML

#13130715
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26828) - you deserved it (2774)

On 09/20/2010 at 6:11pm - misc - by Uriyahu (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked in the door and heard my husband calling me to the bedroom. I got a little excited, took my clothes off, and walked into the bedroom. I forgot our mortgagor was inspecting our house today. FML

#12898898
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15482) - you deserved it (29301)

On 09/04/2010 at 7:02am - intimacy - by Lewis - Australia (South Australia)



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