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ryankon518's favorite FMLs
by displeased / 04/05/2012 at 2:47am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Say Cheese / 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by datingmrpicky / 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Emily / 08/21/2011 at 12:54am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Khrixas_069 / 06/18/2011 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches," your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
by Kate / 06/07/2011 at 3:50am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation
by rastafarimon / 04/17/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to go down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I was suffocated. FML
by kingpin7 / 03/30/2011 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
by radiationkillz / 03/21/2011 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Geek
- Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…