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About ryan1268 : Stalkers O.O
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Today at work a kid rushed into the bathroom to vomit. Understandable except he threw up into the sinks. Sinks plural whose drain holes are so small that only liquid can really pass through. Guess who had to clean up vomit chunks. FML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website 4 cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Today , mah husband jokingly told mah daughterhen she passe gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest an ugliest person there . We went shopping after an she let a HUGE fart out . She gasped , ( Mommy! ) FML
Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML
Today, I Was In Mah Room With The Door Lockd And Mah Mom Knockd On The Door!! I Said ( Don't Come In, I'm Nakd! ) She Said ( That's Okay! ) So She Unlockd The Door And Walkd In!! I Was Masturbating!! FML
today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML
Friday 27 March 2015