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ryan112
  • Town/Country : Fairbanks, AK, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 November 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 103
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ryan112 : This is my "thinking of a clever thing to say" face. I once grew up with computers and lost my ability to properly put together sentences and created fragments. I have lost my way but I have now found it, thanks to a friend. Nothing irritates me more than to try and read grammatically incorrect posts. I have no correlation to any type of English Major in college. I work on helicopters and am in the Army. I don't aim to please others except my family and a future significant other. Some call me an ass hole but I like to think that I am just brutally honest. Hit me up with a message sometime! I will be nice and won't bite. :)

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32943) - you deserved it (2343)

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