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About ryan112 : This is my "thinking of a clever thing to say" face. I once grew up with computers and lost my ability to properly put together sentences and created fragments. I have lost my way but I have now found it, thanks to a friend. Nothing irritates me more than to try and read grammatically incorrect posts. I have no correlation to any type of English Major in college. I work on helicopters and am in the Army. I don't aim to please others except my family and a future significant other. Some call me an ass hole but I like to think that I am just brutally honest. Hit me up with a message sometime! I will be nice and won't bite. :)
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML