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  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 June 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 378
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ruthchun92 : i read fmls when i'm bored just like everyone else. message me.

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Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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362 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

#17980865
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On 10/14/2011 at 5:35am - work - by scribbler8 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer". I'm a girl. FML

#17950170
159 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 4:29am - health - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

#17949951
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On 10/10/2011 at 3:16am - love - by thatgirl - United States (Texas)

Today, my new boss lost his shit and flew into a ten minute rant against me about the "value of respect". He told me that if I wanted to stay in "his" company, I'd best start toeing the line. All this because I corrected his misuse of "your" and "you're" in one of his memos. FML

#17794305
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On 09/21/2011 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML

#17777792
145 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by redeye (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML

#17728385
169 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to stifle a fart so my upstairs neighbors wouldn't hear it. I know this because I frequently hear theirs. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by silent one - United States

Today, I was at my family reunion. I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and make love." My husband turned around. It was my uncle wearing the same hat as my husband. FML

#17601670
103 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18am - intimacy - by dev - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, I found out that if I don't get fillings in at least ten of my teeth within the next year, I could lose them all. I'm 19. FML

#17489805
233 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 12:16pm - health - by gkid92 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

#17447833
188 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML

#17350517
144 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML

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423 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by username (woman) - United States (New York)



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