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About rustylane : Hi. All you need to know is that I love music. It's my life. I have played piano for 8 years, guitar for 3. Hate mainstream. Love indie/alternative. I just realized how choppy those sentences were... Whatever.
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Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
Saturday 1 March 2014