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About rustylane : Hi. All you need to know is that I love music. It's my life. I have played piano for 8 years, guitar for 3. Hate mainstream. Love indie/alternative. I just realized how choppy those sentences were... Whatever.

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Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36048) - you deserved it (2067)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19127) - you deserved it (1906)

On 08/07/2012 at 2:04pm - misc - by Alisha - United States (Virginia)



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