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Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6125) - you deserved it (31420)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16282) - you deserved it (3351)

On 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We where having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19944) - you deserved it (4218)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by namhtor (man) - United States (Indiana)



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