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Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8644) - you deserved it (43331)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We where having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by namhtor (man) - United States (Indiana)



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