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Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29213) - you deserved it (4980)

On 01/27/2013 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 2:55am - misc - by Austyn -

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)



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