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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About runnydowntheleg : Laughter is the best medicine...especially when it's over someone else...not me :)

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML

#20131351
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I agree, your life sucks (16882) - you deserved it (45364)

On 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML

#13111931
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I agree, your life sucks (27625) - you deserved it (3234)

On 09/19/2010 at 10:11am - misc - by lifesuck - United States

Today, I was fired from the babysitting job I have had for 2 years. I thought maybe the mother had found out that I sometimes let her kids stay up late and have extra sweets. The real reason, as she told me, was that she didn't want her kids loving anyone more than they love her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52132) - you deserved it (3072)

On 07/22/2009 at 8:17am - work - by babysitter93 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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