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Today, it was my first day as a vacuum salesman. While I was demonstrating how well it removed stains, I managed to smear stuff over the area I was cleaning. So not only was I unsuccessful in removing the original stains, I left them with worse carpet than when I got there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9077) - you deserved it (23836)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:29am - work - by JB - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28138) - you deserved it (14945)

On 08/16/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by erineilis - United States (New York)

Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML

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250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32088) - you deserved it (14452)

On 06/02/2011 at 10:49am - intimacy - by satisfied88 -

Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24120) - you deserved it (10349)

On 04/10/2011 at 6:59am - health - by Frazzled (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24120) - you deserved it (10349)

On 04/10/2011 at 6:59am - health - by Frazzled (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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