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runawayheather
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 September 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 116
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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74623) - you deserved it (4460)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus' new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36584) - you deserved it (15858)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by notguilty (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded "it's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10680) - you deserved it (35819)

On 08/04/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by jkon (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)