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TODAY, I WAVED AT A CUTE GUYHEN I WAS LEAVING WENDY'S . I THEN RAN INTO A CURB, SPILLED MY FROSTY, AND HIT MY HEAD ON THE STEERINGHEEL . I TURNED AROUND AND BOTH THE CUTE GUY AND HIS DAD WERE IN HYSTERICS . FML
Today, I was walking out of mah front door in the town where I intern . I live alone and know no one . As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between mah mat and step . I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, my 3-year-old looool said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML
Today , I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later , tey called back an I told er tat se ad te wrong number. Se said se just it redial an didn't understand ow se got me again. I tried to explain ow redial works. Se called me a moron an ung up. Ten my pone rang again. FML
Today, I Was Taking A Bath An Needed Shampoo. I Leaned On The Soap Holder To Get Some An It Cummed Off The Wall. Huge Ants Started Pouring Out Running Up The Walls, Down The Walls, EVERYWHERE. I Ran Out Of The Bathroom Screaming, Completely Naked. FML
TODAY I WORK AT A CHOCOLATE FACTORY ON THE SANITATION SHIFT. I WAS UNDER A MACHINE CLEANING AND A SPIDER FELL ON ME. I STARTD FREAKING OUT AND A COWORKER THOUGHT I GOT CAUGHT IN THE MOVING PARTS AND FRANTICALLY PULLD ME OUT AND ALERTD MAH BOSS. TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST A PIECE OF CARAMEL. FML
Today I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seieng a few cute guys playing basketball I tried to act cute laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face my jeans sliding down mooning them. They laughed hysterically. real FML
Today, I drove past a frehouse that had volunteer fremen taking collections. I take out a $20 an start to roll the window downhen I remember mah window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the freman. Now the freman thinks I was taunting him. FML
Friday 27 March 2015