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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 July 1978 (37 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 527380
  • Number of comments : 629
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About rukusrazor : Just a guy who hopes to never have a posting accepted on this website. It is an honor that my submissions have never made the grade.

Profession: Graphical & Interactive Designer / Web Developer / Bad-Ass DJ & Producer

rukusrazor@gmail.com - Email me, ain't no big deal.

The 'Thumbs Up List' of commenters:
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Free mixes:

Turntables 'N' Legwarmers
http://www.mpiii.com/dl_view-50208.html

Live @ No Where Special
http://www.mpiii.com/dl_view-50211.html

Live @ Soulstice Festival
http://www.purehousemusic.net/index.php?page=mixes&id=783

alias: The Filter Kings
Soul Speaker
&rhttp://www.purehousemusic.net/index.php?page=mixes&id=754

alias: Matthew Britt
Live on Eccentric Beats Radio Show
http://www.mpiii.com/dl_view-50207.html

Nu Dimension
http://www.purehousemusic.net/index.php?page=mixes&id=939

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rukusrazor's favorite FMLs

Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML

#2065016
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15237) - you deserved it (42035)

On 05/18/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by lulabell (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

#2059220
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76035) - you deserved it (3532)

On 05/18/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by emoney (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

#1918683
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62469) - you deserved it (7384)

On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

#1862791
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82559) - you deserved it (6538)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, I work at a chocolate factory on the sanitation shift. I was under a machine cleaning and a spider fell on me. I started freaking out and a coworker thought I got caught in the moving parts and frantically pulled me out and alerted my boss. Turns out it was just a piece of caramel. FML

#1806338
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16246) - you deserved it (43478)

On 05/10/2009 at 6:23am - work - by chocofreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

#1091323
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42412) - you deserved it (33395)

On 04/18/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by xxxdwangelaxxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

#1076233
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50036) - you deserved it (16504)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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