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Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States
Today, I walked into Mcdonalds to get a meal. I saw the donation box and felt generous so put some money in. Instead of putting a $5 note I put a $100 note. I asked if they could open it to get it back. They didn't have a key. FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 8:55pm - money - by Aboriginal (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my Boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by BetterThanFake (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
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On 09/22/2009 at 5:36am - misc - by kimmybr (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
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On 09/04/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by bubblezzz123 - United States (New York)
Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 1:21am - misc - by Salaryman (man) - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by WestboroBC (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)
Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML
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On 12/08/2008 at 9:03pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
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