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Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached me and took me by the hand. Apparently, he's been watching me for weeks and has fallen madly in love with me. He told me not to worry, though; he's not a rapist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32436) - you deserved it (2021)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27741) - you deserved it (3003)

On 07/08/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29835) - you deserved it (3570)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML

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On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)



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