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- Title : Miss
- Birth Date : Sunday 4 March 1990 (26 years old)
- <3 status : With someone
- Number of visits : 616
- Number of comments : 18
- Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted
About rplovez : I'm just me :)
About rplovez : I'm just me :)
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by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
by fmylife. / 11/29/2010 at 1:02pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2010 at 10:57am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by ifpigsflew / 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
by diesel444 / 08/23/2010 at 1:05am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I learned that in my family, 'Father's Day' is more like 'Father's drunken, piss on a plant in the kitchen during breakfast, order you to scrub in between his toes with your toothbrush Day.' FML
by kingmetal42 / 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm / Miscellaneous
Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow". FML
by iluvjenknee / 01/22/2010 at 1:26am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Hugh_Jankles / 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a long day of cleaning, I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Reaching for what I thought was Pam I coated my bread with spray and put my sandwich in the pan. Pledge makes a great looking sandwich, but the lemony flavor tastes like crap. FML
by Anonymous / 11/19/2009 at 2:08am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML
by mushroommouth / 10/01/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML
by MissMSE / 09/18/2009 at 4:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by ShiriSarah / 08/20/2009 at 10:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous