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About roymustanglover : I'm queer and androgynous. I like reading. I play the piano, and spend too much time on FML...:P Oh, and I've liked exactly one guy in my life...Too bad he's a fictional character....Besides Roy Mustang (the aforementioned fictional character) I've only ever liked girls.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my girlfriend and my parents staged an intervention, and have asked me to go to rehab. What they want me to go to rehab for? World of Warcraft. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by leve80paladin (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by S3R1AL K1LL3R X - United States
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by Craig (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 1:51am - intimacy - by whathef???? - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I ran into a former college classmate at Subway. He gushed on and on about how I was the only one in our class with true potential. Then I asked him what kind of sandwich he wanted, because 3 years out of college, Subway is still the only place that will hire a music major. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 9:07am - work - by Prodigy (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by roundemup (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolled my eyes at him and informed him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shrugged and said, "We're both human." FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 9:52am - love - by EchoDearEcho (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
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