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Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

#1677183 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (43737) - you deserved it (10484)

On 05/05/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by airborne (man) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML

#1656841 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (1039) - you deserved it (7098)

On 05/05/2009 at 8:22am - money - by Fitz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to superglue a couple quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML

#1652768 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (10947) - you deserved it (66790)

On 05/05/2009 at 1:43am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML

#1315045 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (38355) - you deserved it (9935)

On 04/25/2009 at 7:50am - money - by Nicked (woman) - Israel

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

#1047617 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (5573) - you deserved it (55521)

On 04/17/2009 at 2:12am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

#914206 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (46626) - you deserved it (6616)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:13pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to close a simple $400 deal with a homeowner. He spent 3 hours telling me about his life story including his marital problems, his philosophical views of the world, AND he read me 20 pages of haiku poems. Only 3 hours later did he tell me he couldn't accept my deal. FML

#911885 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (43034) - you deserved it (4232)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:42am - money - by canabana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)