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by Anonymous / 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
by OakStake / 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by AnAwesomePerson7 / 09/25/2013 at 6:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at my head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. FML
by DimeShapedBruise / 09/24/2013 at 2:14am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, it was my first day closing alone at a pet store when a lady came in wanting to return a bird she bought months ago. Once I informed her there were no returns on livestock, she let the bird free and ran out the door, leaving me to catch it and explain to my manager where it came from. FML
by tay / 09/17/2013 at 11:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonynommer / 09/13/2013 at 7:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by /(•'_'•)\ / 09/07/2013 at 12:59pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
by whatjusthappened / 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by aherdofpigs / 09/02/2013 at 3:22pm / United States / Animals
Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML
by Blood on my hands / 08/07/2013 at 1:40am / United States / Animals
by PrettyScared / 07/29/2013 at 11:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML
by anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 9:53am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by lilly1105 / 07/15/2013 at 9:19am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/14/2013 at 12:13am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
by Jenn / 07/02/2013 at 10:39pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
- Today, my daughter came to me holding her brand new iPad, crying. I asked her what was wrong, and… Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by… Today, my mom accidentally hit my dog. She didn't see him and she felt so bad. She started cuddling…