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- Title : Miss
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Saturday 18 December 1993 (20 years)
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About rowanessence : ME:
I am truly a boon bestowed upon mankind by the Big Guy in the Sky.
I must forget about your humble pathetic lives.
You wouldn't want me to be sad on behalf of the worms you all are, would you?
I shall surround myself with mirrors, and bask in the glorious light of my magnificence.
You may be above average intelligence, but you're still not as clever as me.
Surprisingly it has been revealed that my head is only marginally bigger than average and not a throbbing translucent beach ball-sized dome.
It's even more surprising that I don't seem to be capable of shooting psychic death rays.
I am a divine spark (essentially a Goddess) who got trapped in the material world.
No one knows why I am so amazing.
It is just one of life's unsolved mysteries.
I believe my brain may have been filled with sewage causing delusions of grandeur!
Anyone know how to perform a lobotomy?
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