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roundnproud
  • Town/Country : MD, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 September 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 5212
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About roundnproud : Hi. Nothing much to see here.
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Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

#4820623
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44820) - you deserved it (2387)

On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that by brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of warcraft money. FML

#4073449
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58378) - you deserved it (3286)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

#4053619
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17855) - you deserved it (41593)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

#4053619
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17855) - you deserved it (41593)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

#3386815
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83582) - you deserved it (3823)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my husband passed a massive kidney stone. He is so proud of it that he wants to decorate our home with it. It is now sitting on my kitchen counter next to my produce. FML

Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML

#3225149
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31841) - you deserved it (1693)

On 06/26/2009 at 12:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got on my flight for my brother's graduation in Portland, Maine. Unable to find my mom in the airport, a stranger overheard my dilemma and informed me I was in Portland, Oregon. FML

#2934451
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22895) - you deserved it (17644)

On 06/16/2009 at 4:26am - misc - by Rayyy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

#2854895
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43644) - you deserved it (3373)

On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113503) - you deserved it (6693)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

#2636104
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49684) - you deserved it (3834)

On 06/05/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

#1524498
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78798) - you deserved it (10344)

On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

#260982
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24562) - you deserved it (78849)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML

#245062
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56343) - you deserved it (15766)

On 03/08/2009 at 7:57pm - misc - by poop - United States (Ohio)

Today, I changed the C on my report card into a B so that I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I spent the entire day perfecting the B's positioning and cut exactly around the edges of the size 10 font and sliced my finger in the process. Turns out, I'm still grounded for getting a B. FML



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