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Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML


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On 12/27/2012 at 1:46am - health - by pipefitter28 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML


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On 12/23/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by oh my son - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML


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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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