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Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

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On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
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On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

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On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
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On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML

#16248268
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On 05/19/2011 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

#16246614
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On 05/18/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 6:57am - kids - by JCC (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I ate some hardboiled eggs for breakfast, not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea. FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 11:04pm - animals - by kaileigh10 -

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

#16230560
150 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States

Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -



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