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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (25 years)
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Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

#16374893
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13281) - you deserved it (59589)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:57pm - misc - by FMLer (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

#16370562
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36891) - you deserved it (3737)

On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27240) - you deserved it (7387)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML

#16365473
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30682) - you deserved it (2941)

On 05/26/2011 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

#16364956
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30992) - you deserved it (3969)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

#16359645
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35825) - you deserved it (7044)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

#16355568
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54739) - you deserved it (3467)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

#16354209
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30980) - you deserved it (2669)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:48am - misc - by smarterthanmymum - United Kingdom

Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML

#16352403
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9775) - you deserved it (51507)

On 05/26/2011 at 1:04am - work - by explosiveBAM - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

#16351736
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44837) - you deserved it (6051)

On 05/26/2011 at 12:15am - intimacy - by blahblah493 - United States

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

#16350161
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47916) - you deserved it (10620)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

#16342840
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45028) - you deserved it (4763)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
205 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML

#16325650
154 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 8:33am - health - by tash (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML

#16322512
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39188) - you deserved it (4120)

On 05/24/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by nr1234 (woman) - United States (Florida)



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