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Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

#16424088
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33526) - you deserved it (3599)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm - animals - by thiswouldonlyhappentome (woman) - Aruba

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33061) - you deserved it (15014)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
256 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

#16416160
167 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

#16414850
231 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Miramichi - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

#16410366
405 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

#16398150
141 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 4:12am - kids - by adogg18 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

#16395878
192 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

#16393270
125 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by shouldhavecheckedthelock (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

#16391580
89 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by tb351 - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
208 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910
90 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

#16378001
291 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by valerie - United States (Texas)



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