Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

rot357

Search for a member

rot357
  • Town/Country : Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1156
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

rot357's last visitors

rot357's FML badges

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of rot357's badges

rot357's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML

#16560857
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32034) - you deserved it (3338)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by cheersdaddy (woman) - United Kingdom (Midlothian)

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8875) - you deserved it (28422)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8875) - you deserved it (28422)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8875) - you deserved it (28422)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8875) - you deserved it (28422)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8875) - you deserved it (28422)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8875) - you deserved it (28422)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8875) - you deserved it (28422)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

#16461868
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26515) - you deserved it (15147)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

#16461868
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26515) - you deserved it (15147)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poo. FML

#16454235
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33803) - you deserved it (2053)

On 06/01/2011 at 4:40pm - misc - by L -

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

#16450721
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11876) - you deserved it (31834)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57009) - you deserved it (2688)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44405) - you deserved it (11756)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17099) - you deserved it (48329)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by