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Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

#20113997
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34748) - you deserved it (2846)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was fiddling around with the thermostat at my new place. For a laugh, I twisted the knob all the way to 40° celsius, when it snapped off. I don't have a clue how to fix it. FML

#20104478
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7217) - you deserved it (36818)

On 10/06/2012 at 4:29pm - misc - by didntknowyoucouldbreakit (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

#19631196
94 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 6:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

#19335521
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25841) - you deserved it (5392)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29097) - you deserved it (19015)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

#19291584
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35277) - you deserved it (2660)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

#18822523
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34796) - you deserved it (14231)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24870) - you deserved it (5402)

On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

#18569912
175 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by tacoboy27 - United States (California)

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

#18117452
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26636) - you deserved it (2238)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

#17838179
110 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 9:01am - love - by xOdaatx - Australia

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML

#17102276
116 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by BelleCharmante (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML

#16741320
111 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by loser (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

#16592399
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33425) - you deserved it (2853)

On 06/10/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by leftbehind (man) - Colombia (Antioquia)



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