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  • Town/Country : Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
107 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I aimed at the little blue thing placed at the bottom of the urinal. I learned the hard way that it splashes off it and makes little blue stains on jumpers. FML

#511
14 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 6:31am - misc - by Guuu - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510
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On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
41 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my company is organizing a huge party. I go to work dressed in my best outfit. At the the lunch break my boss says to me 'You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!' FML

#274
19 comments

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On 11/11/2008 at 1:53am - work - by SMV - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
68 comments

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On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML

#242
45 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 5:10am - work - by JoLaFritte - Sent from mobile version

Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML

#227
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version

Today, I did a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months work file helped make the best sausages I've ever done. FML

#164
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On 10/30/2008 at 10:51am - work - by Sam - Canada (Quebec)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
52 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
104 comments

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat while at the dinner table. FML

#65
37 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

#36
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
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