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Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out, I grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML

#110231
73 comments

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On 02/22/2009 at 11:50pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

#90754
86 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
791 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
516 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML

#13772
117 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by facepalmshroomer (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

#9285
36 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
49 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

#6002
46 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

#5890
35 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

#5127
16 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 5:39am - work - by Xpresss - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
115 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I aimed at the little blue thing placed at the bottom of the urinal. I learned the hard way that it splashes off it and makes little blue stains on jumpers. FML

#511
13 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 6:31am - misc - by Guuu - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510
112 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version



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