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Today, I had an hour-long massage, meditated for while and was finally feeling good. Then I had to call an ambulance for my idiot father who had managed to get alcohol poisoning. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 5:22am - misc - by meme71 -
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 2:59am - love - by Jules (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
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Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 12:58am - animals - by hannah (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by oheyimsarahh - United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 12:14am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 5:21am - misc - by nakcba -
Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 1:25am - misc - by a fatty -
Today, during dinner, my family had a discussion about the color of poop. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 10:07pm - love - by moe (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by surfergal91 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States
Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by TheKingDavis (man) - United States (New Mexico)
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