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Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

#15964588
180 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML

#15899408
164 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 4:18pm - intimacy - by purrykitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
289 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

#15846054
210 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

#15828645
125 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 11:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

#15791690
168 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
780 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

#15381959
361 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

#15364776
200 comments

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On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

#15328400
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On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

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On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

#15178043
121 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by Worstjob (man) - United States (Idaho)



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