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About rosemary129 : Hey there! I'm Rosemary, I live in a small town in Illinois. I'm a freshman in highschool, I run cross country, track, and I swim. Feel free to message me
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Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML
Friday 17 April 2015