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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 July 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 623
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About roseXthorns : I love to kill people with my chainsaw and I love red. Red is the color of blood, roses, and Dr. Pepper cans. I wouldn't take much of what I say (besides my FMLs because my life really does suck) to seriously.... ya. I don't like people, especially douche bags and trolls.

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