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About rosalimtellem : Hey guys I'm Rosa & I'm new to fml.com, I decided to make an account cause I reckon I have so many shit the fuck's my life. Lol. I love tann & I defiantly love going out cause I hate being bored. Gahhh! GAY! To be honest I think that I'm pretty ruthless :P Cause I'm always down for whatever, just living life :D I'm friendly and out going, I also make alot of jokes cause that's what makes me for who I am. And I can't stand people who can't take them, I mean like .. 'Wtf? It's only a joke, get the fuck over it.' So whatevz. If you have any questions feel free to ask me. So umm mmm .. bye xo.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, whilst at my boyfriend's family get together, his cousin got really drunk and decided to ask my boyfriend when he was planning on proposing to me, loud enough for everyone to hear. An awkward silence was followed by my boyfriend's mother, who clearly said "hopefully never." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
Friday 1 August 2014