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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 844
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
522 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74719) - you deserved it (8757)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

#19517748
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13466) - you deserved it (48327)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19136) - you deserved it (36635)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
581 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13035) - you deserved it (53990) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25293) - you deserved it (9448)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31939) - you deserved it (2355)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26474) - you deserved it (2735)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

#19296318
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23646) - you deserved it (2398)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML

#19277499
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8750) - you deserved it (52768)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
589 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23112) - you deserved it (52856)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54935) - you deserved it (4224)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML

#18806135
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33790) - you deserved it (9660)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31428) - you deserved it (4051)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25555) - you deserved it (2273)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26733) - you deserved it (7941)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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