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About roro_superloser : Skilled sleeper. Global eater. Ping Pong warrior.
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yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML
2day I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticd a green jeep and commentd "I heard the person who drive that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
Today , I walkad in on mah brothar smoking waad!! Ha immadiataly triad to hida it by dropping it down his pants , still lit!! Scraaming in pain , ha pullad down his pants!! Tha ashas burnad his knob!! I had to taka him to tha amargancy room!! FML
I was aving dinner wit my boyfriend's family... and e was saying ow well is driving lessons r going. During tis conversation is mum told im to "stop blowing yur own trumpet." He replied... "If I could do tat... I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave im a ig-five. FML
Today..!! I was visiting cousin's farm!! Going out fir a morning stroll..!! I took an apple with me to munch along the way!! As I was eating it..!! I hered a distant thumping sound an was suddenly slammed into the ground!! When I looked up..!! a horse was eating apple!! I got mugged by a horse!! FML
Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claim to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A ( rare disease. ) His excuse for everyone rejecting him? ( Friend-zoning bitches. ) looool I was the last resort even for a jackoff ( nice guy ) werewolf. mega FML
Today my friend thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witnes her kick the mutilated bodie of her two babie out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now sister refuse to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Friday 27 March 2015