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rorburt

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 430
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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rorburt's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room". FML

#21151774
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41605) - you deserved it (4112)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

#20929016
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52937) - you deserved it (3910)

On 10/21/2013 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my son came home for the fifth time saying he didn't get the job, wondering what he did wrong. I looked at his resumé; under special skills was, "Keeping it real." Apparently he saw it in a movie and thought it would work. FML

#20928390
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40077) - you deserved it (4944)

On 10/21/2013 at 12:18am - kids - by Wheredigowrong - United States (Iowa)

Today, my brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it. I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway. It wouldn't open. Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run. My brother's a cretin. FML

#20926554
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37645) - you deserved it (3528)

On 10/19/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10717) - you deserved it (36832)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35211) - you deserved it (8932)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML

#6752282
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34429) - you deserved it (10452)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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