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rorburt
  • Town/Country : Bakersfield, CA, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 July 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 184
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

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On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML

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On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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