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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 June 1994 (20 years)
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

#20053776
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27010) - you deserved it (3155)

On 09/02/2012 at 8:44am - love - by rotezora (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

yesterday I found Jesus!! The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on car!! mega FML

#18316439
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34225) - you deserved it (3231)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring 4 his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out . FML

#18135623
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38873) - you deserved it (3454)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

#18134142
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33149) - you deserved it (14698)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, mah daughter turned Emo!! FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48123) - you deserved it (18455)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I was complimented on mah hat by two different people. I looool wasn't wearing a hat. FML

#16477433
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26192) - you deserved it (5815)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by AndieApocalypse - United States

Today, I got to see mah son's dream of being on television come true . Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrestd for trying to rob a bank . FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38584) - you deserved it (5412)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

I Threw Myself A Surprise Party. FML

#16461868
127 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today , I Fell Asleep In Class. I'm The Teacher. FML

#16450721
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14981) - you deserved it (43135)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today... I walkad in on mah mom trying to wax har butt. FML

#16351736
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44715) - you deserved it (6044)

On 05/26/2011 at 12:15am - intimacy - by blahblah493 - United States

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, a stoned man looool tried to break into house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37520) - you deserved it (4135)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday I found out my cat looool is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32490) - you deserved it (3918)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today... mah neighbors got a rooster. fat FML

#15427360
237 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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