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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 June 1994 (18 years)
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

#20053776
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I agree, your life sucks (20104) - you deserved it (2143)

On 09/02/2012 at 8:44am - love - by rotezora (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27756) - you deserved it (406)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

#18135623
196 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

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On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML

#16477433
80 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by AndieApocalypse - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it's because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

#16461868
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On 06/02/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

#16450721
163 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

#16351736
117 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 12:15am - intimacy - by blahblah493 - United States

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

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177 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
82 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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