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Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
by Sprtsgeek13 / 09/13/2012 at 8:37am / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by lindsaykay / 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm / United States / Intimacy
by mista_sandy / 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by a / 03/29/2012 at 11:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ouchouchouch / 03/28/2012 at 12:16am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by azmom / 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by AmihayG / 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm / Israel / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/27/2012 at 11:54am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by thammer / 03/27/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, my roommate and I realised our freezer hasn't been working for days. This would be slightly less awful if she hadn't been storing dead rats for her pet snakes in there. Let's just say the smell is interesting. FML
by damselfly / 03/26/2012 at 8:28pm / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Love
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by catlady1989 / 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
by Rhyno / 05/05/2009 at 11:37am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
by Dunzo15 / 05/02/2009 at 2:28am / United States (New York) / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…