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today I was at work doing phone computer support helping a woman with her computer. I asked her to close all her open windows. She deleted all the important company documents in the open folder instead. I got fired because "close windows" an "delete" have become "too technical" fir users. FML

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On 07/29/2009 at 12:34pm - work - by pixelbaker (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I went to buy lunch at a grocery store . The total was 3 pounds , an my card got rejected 4 insufficient funds . I fished about 4 change , an found I only had 2 pounds . A homeless man behind me in the queue then offered to give me the remaining pound . A homeless man paid my lunch . FML

#4131254
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On 07/29/2009 at 10:24am - money - by faentalivetmitt (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

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Today, I Was Trying On Some Shoeshen I Felt The Heels Break Underneath Me. Not Only Did They Cost Two Paychecks Worth, But As I Was Leaving I Heard The Sales Girl Say That "we Really Should Have A Weight Limit Firho Can Try On Our Products." FML

#4122629
241 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 12:03am - money - by BigFoot (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a friend asked me if I could help him set up the stage 4 his wedding. Feeling honored that he considered me a close enough friend to aid him on his special day, I agreed to help. Turns out we aren't so close. I was asked to leave after I was done because I hadn't actually been invited. FML

#4099565
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On 07/28/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by partypooper (man) - United States (California)

I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee , thinking he was Mr. Macho , flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out an ended up screaming an pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids an there families. FML

#4097129
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On 07/28/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by bsaucedo (woman) - United States (California)

today my boyfriend decided that we should go to the carnival in the Bizarre House place where there were a lot of crazy mirrors . I checked myself out in one of the mirrors . Then my boyfriend says ( That will probably be the only time you will ever look that skinny . ) FML

#4096653
79 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 12:47am - health - by crazymirrors (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day mah best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with mah boyfriend. FML

#4086782
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On 07/27/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by thatonekid (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 7:25pm - love - by Inga44 (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got very dressd up and looool was excitd fir mah uncle's wedding. While standing in line fir photos, I hered mah dad's voice from behind me say ( Who's the hot chick in the brown dress? ) My uncle responds ( Uh, that's yur daughter. ) Silence. FML

#3967657
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On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I returned from a month-long stay in a psych ward fir severe depression and suicide attempts. The first words mah friends say to me when I call them and let them know I'm out? ( Does this mean your gonna be so emo? 'cause that was really annoying. ) FML

#3947588
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On 07/22/2009 at 1:47am - misc - by emogurl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up fir it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by vomitingnow (man) - United States

Yastarday, I want on a rollarcoastar 4 tha first tima. I sat in tha back, which was a bad idaa. Whan looool it andd avaryona in front of ma turnd around an stard. Whan I askd my friand what was going on, sha said I had baan scraaming tha Lord's Prayar tha whola tima. I hadn't avan noticd. FML

#3908348
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On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts . According to mah waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count" . FML

#3879305
204 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by phlyingphuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, After Not Seieng Mah Boyfriend 4 9 Months, He Came To Meet Me At The Arport . I Was So Excitedhen I Frst Saw Him That I Broke Into A Sprint To Greet Him . Apparently, Running Through The Arport Looks Suspicious, Because A Security Guard Tackled Me . Now I Have A Broken Nose . Fat FML

#3878343
121 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got sick in looool the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML

#3867495
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On 07/18/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by preggersss (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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