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2day I was on a tram and I noticd an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping mah bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closd. FML

#5543779
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On 09/29/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by arghh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

2day I was castised by te CEO in te middle of a management meeting 4 sowing up late to work every day, despite bieng in ma office before 9:00am every morning. It was ma 5t day on te job an no one ad botered to tell me tat te office opens at 8:00am, an 9:00am. FML

#5542217
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On 09/29/2009 at 1:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together . I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee" . FML

#5541387
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On 09/29/2009 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, was mah wedding day an I had been preparing mah speech 4 mah husband 4 about 3 months. At the wedding, I pourd mah heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it an right before the wedding, took his from his frst marriage an changd the name. FML

#5539052
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On 09/28/2009 at 10:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen mah debit card and maxd it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to looool change the addres on the card, so everything they bought online has been shippd to me. The bad news? I've receivd 16 snuggie so far, and I'm still counting. FML

#5529870
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On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I MET BOYFRIEND'S FATHER 4 THE FIRST TIME. WE WERE AT A RESTAURANT AND BOFRIEND KEPT PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH ME UNDER THE TABLE. WHEN BOYFRIEND EXCUSED HIMSELF TO GO TO THE RESTROOM, THE GAME OF FOOTSIE WAS STILL GOING ON. FML

#5519699
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On 09/28/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I surprisd my grlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action. FML

#5441103
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On 09/24/2009 at 12:30am - intimacy - by loveless (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after months of enduring my neighbors relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML

#5413899
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On 09/22/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by bellaellaella (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I Found My Biological Father...ho I Have Never Met... On Facebook An Decidd To Message Him. He Blockd Me. Mega FML

#5410581
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On 09/22/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by snow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to cover for my coworker who didn't turn up for work . He is always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again so I said to my colleagues "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead . FML

#5403982
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On 09/21/2009 at 10:06pm - work - by mcdeez (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

2day my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a brthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML

#5392687
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On 09/21/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by whasian (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone , so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to ( Give me yur contact info , unless u don't want me to text/call you! ) No one is responding. FML

#5390873
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On 09/21/2009 at 9:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY I DECIDD TO GO GET MAH HAIR CUT CUZ IT WAS GETTING A BIT LONG. I TOLD THE LADY THAT I WANTD IT WAY SHORT AND SHE REPLID "WHY? YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A GUY SWEETIE." I AM A GUY. MEGA FML

#5141424
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On 09/09/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by theboywithlonghair (man) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

#5013667
69 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 1:05am - work - by yogabbagabba (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I went to get a pedicure 4 the first time . My feet r VERY ticklish . I reflexively kickd the poor lady in the face , as I wet my pants . big fat FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by peepeepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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