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2day I was on a tram and I noticd an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping mah bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closd. FML
2day I was castised by te CEO in te middle of a management meeting 4 sowing up late to work every day, despite bieng in ma office before 9:00am every morning. It was ma 5t day on te job an no one ad botered to tell me tat te office opens at 8:00am, an 9:00am. FML
Today, was mah wedding day an I had been preparing mah speech 4 mah husband 4 about 3 months. At the wedding, I pourd mah heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it an right before the wedding, took his from his frst marriage an changd the name. FML
Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen mah debit card and maxd it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to looool change the addres on the card, so everything they bought online has been shippd to me. The bad news? I've receivd 16 snuggie so far, and I'm still counting. FML
TODAY, I MET BOYFRIEND'S FATHER 4 THE FIRST TIME. WE WERE AT A RESTAURANT AND BOFRIEND KEPT PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH ME UNDER THE TABLE. WHEN BOYFRIEND EXCUSED HIMSELF TO GO TO THE RESTROOM, THE GAME OF FOOTSIE WAS STILL GOING ON. FML
Today, I had to cover for my coworker who didn't turn up for work . He is always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again so I said to my colleagues "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead . FML
Today , I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone , so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to ( Give me yur contact info , unless u don't want me to text/call you! ) No one is responding. FML
Friday 27 March 2015