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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 April 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2032
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ronton : Finished 1st year university so I basically know everything there is to know, and I will judge you harshly if you disagree with me in any way.

I like soccer, basketball, swimming and rowing, and love acting and singing.

Anyone who says juggling isn't cool can suck it!

Have a nice day!

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ronton's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

by lovewedge / 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

by foolishgirl / 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

by achtung / 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

by blegh / 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm / Switzerland (Ticino) / Miscellaneous